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How to Help

 

We need you to help us keep track of where our families are... Please look below at some photos and general information about our friends' forced adopted alias’s so that you can recognise them if you see them. Please report any possible sitings to us at the site.

Also, if you are a fellow webmaster, link this site from your homepage so that the word may spread about our plight and that we may grow in number.

We will also need you, at a later date, to help in any way you can to create an “anti-brainwashing” device to free our people.

And finally, although we hope it will not come to this, we may be forced into war with Peter Jackson, to free Middle-earth from the tourists who now invade it... If this occurs, we will issue you with the essentials to fight (i.e. a Lord of the Rings Conspiracy t-shirt and bottle-opener).

We are relying on your support, Thankyou.

 

Gandalf the Grey, wizard

Gandalf the Grey, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Ian McKellen

Bilbo Baggins, hobbit

Bilbo Baggins, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Ian Holm

Frodo Baggins, hobbit

Frodo Baggins, brainwashed and disguised as the US actor Elijah Wood

Samwise Gamgee, hobbit

Samwise Gamgee, brainwashed and disguised as the US actor Sean Astin

Meriadoc Brandybuck, hobbit

Meriadoc Brandybuck, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Dominic Monaghan

 

Peregrin Took, hobbit

Peregrin Took, brainwashed and disguised as the scottish actor Billy Boyd

Aragorn Elessar, King of Gondor

Aragorn Elessar, brainwashed and disguised as the danish actor Viggo Mortensen

Boromir, son of the Steward of Gondor

Boromir, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Sean Bean

Legolas of Mirkwood, elf

 

Legolas, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Orlando Bloom

Gimli, dwarf

Gimli, brainwashed and disguised as the welsh actor John Rhys-Davies

 

Elrond, lord of Rivendell

Elrond, brainwashed and disguised as the australian actor Hugo Weaving

 

Arwen Undomiel

Arwen Undomiel, brainwashed and disguised as the US actress Liv Tyler

Galadriel, lady of the Galadhrim

Galadriel, brainwashed and disguised as the australian actress Cate Blanchett

Saruman the White, wizard

Saruman, brainwashed and disguised as the english actor Christopher Lee

 

Please, if you wish to help free these poor captives, register with us using this form, and join the good fight, the fight for freedom. (You may also like to state your race if you too are an escaped citizen of Middle-earth)

If you are unsure about anything on the site or wish to make a comment, feel free to sign the guestbook or email us at lotr_conspiracy@yahoo.co.uk